Sunday, May 20, 2012

Personal and Pony Update

Personal update: I'm working 3x a week in Brookyln, and this is the first time I've picked up my computer in over a week.  I'm reading everything (yay Android) but not commenting.

Pony update: Here's a lovely list of things sang or uttered to my horse today
  • Gaaaaali, you're knockin' me out, you're shakin my confidence daaaaily! (Cecelia, Simon & Garfunkle)
  • Oh Galahad, it's okay in the clouds, but I love it right here with my feet in the tack! (Gravity, SK6ERS)
  • WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD SONG TO PUT ON THIS PLAYLIST?! (The Fall, Avett Brothers)
  • Do I need to tell you? I don't need to be untrue! Not when I have a pony like you! (Lover Like You, Avett Brothers)
  • Do we really NEED to make this about the mounting block?! LET'S NOT MAKE THIS ABOUT THE MOUNTING BLOCK.
  •  I SWEAR IF YOU MAKE THIS ABOUT THE MOUNTING BLOCK I WILL EAT YOU.
  • It's 8 PM and I wanna go to to be-ee-ed! I've got a pony, runnin through my haa-aa-aands! I'm outta money, so I'm gonna sell him, it's 8 PM and I want to go to bed! (Night Shift, OAR)
  • We knew enough to pick our battles, that is why we left BTF, music that I never used to listen to lets me riiiiiiide! (Seattle, Speechwriters LLC)
  • Who matters here, horse?  Who matters?  NOT YOU.  NOPE.  I'll feed you to the woods! I'll send you so far out of this herd YOU. WILL. CRY.
     
    and, finally,
     
    • Thank you!  THANK YOU!  Good boooooy, good boy good boy good boooy!
     
    and that's what matters in the end.
     

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